I was searching for lesbian-themed t-shirt designs when I came across this page on the lesbian dating site “planet sappho” which gives advice on what lesbians should NOT wear on various occasions such as “when your mother’s visiting” and “to the work’s Christmas do”, and the one piece of garment that tops the lists is a “NOBODY KNOWS I’M A LESBIAN” T-shirt!

Well, if the “L” word on your shirt is going to give your mom a heart attack, you can always opt for the more discreet ones so that you can make your statement while at the same time fly under the radar.  In fact, last summer I wore such a tee to work many many times and my colleagues just peeped (with a puzzled look) at my shirt without saying anything at all, that was fun.  Here are some of my choices for the coming summer:

(1) “My Girl Loves ME, not MEN!”  from DUD Design:

(2)  “Pez…,no, Lez, anyone?”  from Queer Republic Tees:

 (3) ”The only straight thing I do” from SimplyUs

(4)  “Tri-bad-ism … something BAD girls do THREE times a night” by DUD Design: